Last month I did not attend NAB in Las Vegas. But I was there. How is that possible you ask?
I have been working feverishly over the last year to do something that no one else has managed to do. To create an exact replica of myself for the sole purpose of passing off unwanted work and public appearances. I want to ride my bike, but I have to go to work. I had to fix this problem.
So I have created a Tom Guilmette Clone.
Unfortunately, my doppelganger has gone rogue and is doing what he wants. Today, at the Red Sox game, “Tommy Two”, as I call him, attended the game as a fan. He was drinking beer, yelling at people and making a scene. One of the camera guys on the broadcast spotted him and my big secret was revealed. Now the bigger question… what is next and have I truly lost my mind?